![]() He makes his geisha girl Hiroko remove his robe and we’re ready to go. Suzuki is an evil Japanese character who went absolutely nowhere (winning a Smackdown tag title would count as nowhere around this time) in his tenure with WWE. Luther Reigns breaks it up as Angle tells Heyman to make sure Undertaker takes Cena out tonight. Heyman gives one of his speeches when Mordecai (religious zealot who wore all white) and Hardcore Holly come in with Mordecai destroying Holly, pounding him into the arena. The Dudleys come up and want to know why they should believe Undertaker will do the right thing. He wants there to be no escape whatsoever. Heyman is on the phone with the company making the concrete crypt on Sunday. This could have been a much better triple threat but I guess they were trying to get anyone they could out there. There’s nothing here that really stands above any other battle royal though the stuff with the final three guys wasn’t bad at all. It’s a battle royal which are always hard to grade. Chavo knocks him out to get us down to two and catches Kidman in a Gory Bomb for the elimination and the title shot. Kidman goes off on Noble and slingshots him into the corner but Jamie stops himself on the corner. Jamie gets in another shot to Chavo but can’t get him out. That goes nowhere so Chavo puts Kidman on top, only to have Jamie throw Chavo down and put Kidman in the Tree of Woe. Kidman tries to throw Jamie out but Chavo breaks it up and tries to put Kidman out instead. The crowd is all over Chavo here as he and Jamie try their hardest to get rid of Kidman.īilly keeps hanging on to the ropes and even comes back with a double clothesline to put everyone down. Jamie takes Kidman down with a nice German suplex and Billy gets double teamed. Kidman dropkicks Scotty out and Chavo baseball slides, leaving Kidman, Chavo and Noble. Scotty saves Funaki for no apparent reason and loads up the Worm on Chavo, only to superkick Jamie. Shannon is sent to the apron and kicked out by Akio, only to have Chavo dump Akio as well. Not that it matters as London hits a Flying Chuck (Disaster Kick) to put him out again.Ĭhavo sends London over the top but he skins the cat, only to have Nunzio pull him down to the floor. The referee missed it though and Nunzio goes back in. London dropkicks Spike into a backdrop from Nunzio for our first elimination but London dumps Nunzio just as quickly. ![]() It’s your basic battle royal to start with everyone beating on everyone and trying to throw someone out. Rey beat Chavo Classic (don’t ask) for the title last week. This is for a shot at the Cruiserweight Title against Mysterio on Sunday and the champion is of course on commentary. Scotty 2 Hotty, Chavo Guerrero, Funaki, Akio, Billy Kidman, Spike Dudley, Jamie Noble, Nunzio, Paul London, Shannon Moore ![]() Angle can’t do it, so tonight it’s Eddie vs. However, JBL is worried about Eddie Guerrero and thinks he needs to be taught a lesson. JBL sucks up to the boss and calls him an inspiration to wheelchair bound people everything. Undertaker tonight.Īfter a break JBL comes in to see Angle and his assistant Luther Reigns. The rap is of course nothing but basic rhyming with an insult to the Orlando Magic. Cena sounds thrilled and can’t wait to hear it. ![]() He has something to be very happy about: he’s written a rap for just this occasion. This brings out injured GM Kurt Angle who says he’s never felt this happy before. Last week he got tombstoned though (audience boos) but right now he needs an explanation. Cena has heard all day that he can’t come out here and threaten Undertaker because you’re going to pay dearly. Here’s Cena (US Champion and going into a fourway on Sunday) with something to say. Cena says he knows it’s suicide but he’s doing it anyway. Undertaker then destroyed a bunch of upper midcard guys, including Cena.Ĭharlie Haas and the GORGEOUS Jackie Gayda ask Cena if he knows what he’s getting into. Heyman says that one day Undertaker will bow to him because it’s the right thing to do. We open with a recap from last week with Undertaker kneeling to Paul Heyman for the sake of saving Paul Bearer from being harmed. That main event makes me drool though so let’s get to it. On top of that it’s the go home show for the Great American Bash, meaning we’re getting close to the “Paul Bearer in concrete” match. I don’t think that really needs much more of an explanation. This is a request due to the main event: John Cena vs the Undertaker. Location: TD Waterhouse Center, Orlando, Florida
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